I don’t normally bother sharing ugly baby pics (because there are just so damned many of them all over the mombie message boards), but I felt obligated to post this one, seeing that this marks the very first time I’ve actually cried out in shock at the sight of an ugly baby:
Besides the schnoz and the receding hairline, this baby has all sorts of broken blood vessels in its eyes — hence the mention of eyes “clearing up.”
Mother. of. God.
EDIT: Because the mother of this snuffaluffagus keeps posting repeated updates (i.e., she’s conquered the fucking thread):