What kind of a fucking moron records this shit?! What kind of a fucking moron uploads this shit onto YouTube?! And for that matter, what kind of a fucking moron doesn’t know how to clean this shit up?!
This isn’t rocket science! It’s simple: you just snip the clothes off from top to bottom, hose the filthy newborn down with the shower head, and never let it go two days without defecating again. And FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, use antibacterial soap unless you’re planning to wash the shit off with 110-degree-plus water (which isn’t recommended).