I’ve just witnessed the most disgusting and depraved ‘funny” baby video I have ever seen on YouTube. It’s so bad that I cannot even bring myself to post the link. Only 37 seconds long, it makes the shitty baby video seem heartwarmingly adorable by comparison.
It begins with a spread-eagled, presumably EC’d baby being “pooped” by a woman (presumably mom) over an open diaper. An older child of perhaps two is clearly distressed by this sight, and her mother laughs and jokes as the kid freaks the fuck out. The cameraman (I’m assuming Dad) can be heard teasing the toddler in the background.
Both parents are clearly fascinated by the infant’s defecation, and only the two-year-old’s reaction suggests an iota of intelligence. The parents cheer the shitting baby on while the little girl cries and holds some sort of surgical mask over the lower half of her face. Dad then begins snarkily cheering on the little girl, encouraging her to stare at her baby sister’s private parts as the poop works its way out of the infant’s ass.
The video ends with a hairy, overweight old man appearing in the doorway in nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’d paid for an hour with one (or both) of the children.
I’m not a fan of censorship, but I’m even LESS of a fan of children being victimized — especially by their own parents. The baby may have been blissfully unaware of its surroundings, but the little girl was clearly being subjected to a sickening situation which her parental units seemed to find hilarious. I reported the video to YouTube, though I’m sure it could be argued that it remains within their terms of service, as baby vag no longer seems to qualify as nudity these days — at least not on Facebook or Youtube.)
Why do people upload this shit?! Do they find it cute? Do they think it’s funny? And don’t give me that, “We only put it up so Great Aunt Ethyl could enjoy these most-precious moments of our little snowflake’s existence.” Aunt Ethyl doesn’t want to see that shit any more than the rest of us — unless the reason she can’t actually come and visit your snowflake Neveah (and witness these “precious moments” for herself) is that the State will not permit her within 50 yards of a child on account of her having previously viewed/filmed/directed/starred in “precious moments” of your first child (or someone else’s).
NOTE: If you haven’t already bought Blair’s Book, I highly recommended it as 101 on the world of parenting overshare via social media. (There’s more to it than poop and baby vag; I promise.)