Celebration is a civic duty! Citizens are reminded that deviation from centrally-planned, voluntary associations will NOT be tolerated. Citizens accused by Party members of failing to comply with this state-sanctioned, secular observation in recognition of our class brother Comrade Valentine’s struggle against bourgeois oppression (including those who neglect to meet current enthusiasm quotas prescribed by the Workers’ Committee for Public Celebration) will be swiftly executed along with their families and livestock.
❤️ HAPPY COMRADE VALENTINE’S DAY!!! ❤️