It only just now occurred to me how greatly my quality of living would be improved through ownership of a segway.

Preferably one that would drive itself, leaving me free to engage in other leisurely activities.

And it would obviously have to be programmed to sacrifice pedestrians should the safety of its passenger ever become compromised.

I could even get a bell to let people know when I am near. Or better yet, a foghorn.


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