•••• wants me to be the next President of the United States. I said I’d take the job, but only if I’d get to blow up North Korea and pay the Japanese to upgrade the Statue of Liberty into a giant killer-robot guardian of American interests abroad.
•• said ‘no’ on both counts, because “I don’t want you starting any wars.”
For the record, I will NOT be running for President in the year 2020. The whole checks and balances thing just isn’t for me.