FACEBOOK: 2020

•••• wants me to be the next President of the United States.  I said I’d take the job, but only if I’d get to blow up North Korea and pay the Japanese to upgrade the Statue of Liberty into a giant killer-robot guardian of American interests abroad.

•• said ‘no’ on both counts, because “I don’t want you starting any wars.”

For the record, I will NOT be running for President in the year 2020.  The whole checks and balances thing just isn’t for me.

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