🦋How to Be a Bigot🦄

Have you ever wanted to be a bigot? 🤔

Have you ever thought, “Wish I could add my name to the list of people who’ve been accused of ableism, misogyny, and other popular forms of bigotry, only I’m too gosh-darned indifferent to the affairs of others and have this terribly-fucking-annoying habit of perceiving individual human entities”? 😔

Well, now you can!!!! 😮😃👍


WAYS TO BE A/AN…


Misogynist:

(1) Suggest that suspected rapists have Constitutional rights.

(2) Explain so-called “wage gap”.

(3) Fully support a woman’s right to an abortion. For ANY reason.


Pro-Lifer:

(1) Explain that a slogan is not an argument.

(2) Explain why choice-based arguments are inherently ineffective.

(3) Suggest that the real threats to abortion are not at the Federal level.


Ableist:

(1) Run

(2) Climb

(3) Retain hearing, vision, and limbs.


Meritocrat:

(1) Succeed.

(2) Praise others for succeeding.

(3) Frown upon incompetence.


Homophobe:

(1) Condemn compulsory labor practices.

(2) Condemn the trolling of small business owners.

(3) Condemn loitering outside cake shops to sell cupcakes without a license for the express purpose of putting cake shop owners out of business.


Transphobe:

(1) Use incorrect pronoun.

(2) Not know correct pronoun to use.

(3) Ask.


Republican:

(1) Support free-market capitalism.

(2) Object to socialized medicine.

(3) Own legal firearm.


Fascist:

(1) Not hate Trump.

(2) Not hate anyone, including Trump.

(3) Criticize Antifa.


Racist:

(1) Object to discriminatory hiring practices.

(2) Quote Martin Luthor King Jr.

(3) Say, “all lives matter”.


White Supremacist:

(1) Point out the sheer lunacy of trying to downplay the role of white males in American history.

(2) Listen to metal.

(3) Be white.


Vaxxer-Nazi (yes, actual thing):

(1) Vaccinate your child. Encourage others to vaccinate their children.

(2) Challenge the results of hundreds of hours of Internet Research.

(3) Condemn chicken pox parties. Suggest smallpox parties for their children instead.


How to Be Guilty of Treason:

(1) Be Donald Trump.

(2) Associate With Donald Trump.

(3) Vote for Green Party candidate in Ohio election.


COMING SOON: teh Blarrrrrrrrrggg will have Guide to Discriminating Against Ethnic Minorities. Stay tuned! ❤️❤️❤️


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