Moar front hole. A friend tagged me in a Facebook thread, because he understands that I am woke. My reply:
Uhm, excuse me? The correct terminology is bottom-front-middle hole. And it is a MEDICALLY-SPECIFIC TERM used in reference to the humyn anatomical constructs of a variety of different genders, according to my vegan feminist lesbian non-binary genderqueer doctor, who is woke enough keep appraised of the latest LGBTQILMNOP-friendly scientific research.
Please re-educate yourself before spreading any more racist hate speech over teh Internetz. Unless of course you identify as a male. In which case, you have just committed an act of terminological appropriation, which is in fact a hate crime.
Because if you are not a member of the bottom-front-middle hole community, then bottom-front-middle hole is not for you.
Of course, there will always be a few people who are clinically incapable of getting the joke:
By this I mean that they are most likely autistic, as well as suffering from a bad case of evangelical Christianity.