I will be voting for [candidate] because I am tired of American politics being dominated by a #duopoly that has strayed too far from the founding principles of our society.
I will be *enthusiastically* voting for [candidate] because I believe he represents these principles, and that if elected he will remain as accessible to the individual citizens of his district as he has throughout his campaign.
(TRUE FACT: The existence of the incumbent is not a media hoax.)
Make no mistake — [candidate] is not some radical third-party candidate looking to arbitrarily slash government spending and legalize everything short of murder. On the contrary, Mr. [candidate] is out to make our government operate more efficiently so we can all breathe a little easier.
How does he plan to accomplish this? Not with empty rhetoric, but by eliminating wasteful spending and redirecting the Federal Government’s focus to federal issues.
(Please refer to Porter4Us.com, particularly the sections marked ‘Fiscal Policy’ and ‘Government Reform’.)
Which is not to say that [candidate] is without a few radical views. He is, for instance, in favor of Congressional term limits. (Who will speak for our career politicians?!) 😱 Which is not nearly as startling as his belief that the Second Amendment remains in effect and somehow pertains to private gun ownership. (Wait, what??) 😱😱
But perhaps most radical of all is Mr. [candidate]’s position on Donald Trump. Directly from his website (TRIGGER WARNING):
“I will neither blindly support or oppose President Trump… I would stand up to President Trump when appropriate and support him on issues we agree on.” 😱😱😱
I will be voting for [candidate] in the upcoming election and hope you will too — if you aren’t too triggered by his radical views.