FACEBOOK: Duck-Billed Bonding

I want to bond with a duck-billed platypus.  I would name him Obi Wan and keep him in little booties until he was properly trained to sting only intruders and sworn enemies.

I would take him on airplanes for emotional support and play the Trump Derangement Syndrome card if anyone tried to stop me.

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