Glad He’s Not a Woman

MY KID: “I’m glad I’m not a woman.  I don’t want to have to cut off part of my body with scissors.”

ME “What?!*  What are you *talking* about?!  Where did you hear about cutting off parts of your body with scissors?!”

MY KID: “The umbilical cord.  After the baby is born.”

(He thinks it runs navel to navel!) 😆

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