These. Are. AWESOME!!!!
I’m buying the entire set for my son, but only after ze finishes transitioning to a daughter. 😎👌
I want to bond with a duck-billed platypus. I would name him Obi Wan and keep him in little booties until he was properly trained to sting only intruders and sworn enemies.
I would take him on airplanes for emotional support and play the Trump Derangement Syndrome card if anyone tried to stop me.
Earlier today one of my guys photoshopped some very heroic-looking pictures of my alter-ego. And just now another was kind enough to make me some Tim Pool porn.
I feel so loved. ❤️