Letter to Lindsey Graham

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Dear Senator Graham:

I am neither a Republican nor a Conservative, and I disagree with you on a number of issues, including abortion.  But damn, do we need more guys like you in politics!  In truth, I would sooner see you in the White House than the Senate.

I was never particularly thrilled with Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination, though I realized that we as a nation could do far worse.  Nevertheless, I and many others who felt the same have stood by him throughout these vicious, Neo-Stalinist attacks, and this point, I fear that failing to confirm Brett would present a crushing blow to the very framework of our society and the classical liberal values upon which it is based.  The Constitution is more than a piece of paper, and if it burns, so do we.

Brett Kavanaugh has become a symbol to all of us who are sick to death of being oppressed (yes, oppressed) by the Regressive Left and the Marxist-Feminists indoctrinating them on college campuses.  We are tired of their racism, their sexism, their caste system, and all the other forms of bigotry they have weaponized against us in their bid to seize power and convert America into the next soviet socialist republic.

That they scream the loudest, and that their screams are repackaged as “mainstream” by the left-wing media does not mean they speak for the majority of Americans.  Most of us are simply too intimidated to stand up to them for fear of losing our friends, our jobs, and our reputations.

Which is why it is imperative we find someone like you to represent us.

The only way to fight their evil ideas is to confront them with better ones.  Every inch you give in the name of “sensitivity” or “political correctness” is two more that they will take.  I was involved with radical feminism in my late teens, so I have seen firsthand where their agenda lies.  For a glimpse, you need look no further than Georgetown University’s Christine Fair.

Please keep fighting for Brett Kavanaugh, and please do not disregard my warnings about the Regressive Left.

Sincerely,

[me]

(a pro-choice atheist and disabled single mother who supports gay marriage)

I would just like to point out that supporting a Lindsey Graham presidential run would not be inconsistent with supporting abortion rights and gay marriage, as the President has zero Constitutional authority to overturn either.

Which is not to say that I would vote for Lindsey Graham while he remains complicit in the systematic persecution of doctors who treat pain.  Throw the abusers in prison for all I care (no, not really), but stay the fuck away from my healthcare.

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How to Radicalize Your Daughter

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Step One:

Tell her about the Patriarchy.


Step Two:

Take her to a protest organized by Islamist feminazi Linda Sarsour,
so she can watch her shero get arrested.


Step Three:

Make video.


Step Four:

Sell T-Shirts.

Build teh Wall!

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MY FELLOW AMERICANS:

I would like to come out and say that I support the idea of building a wall.

I just don’t think building it along our southern border is economically feasible or particularly desirable.

Instead, I support building a wall around California and Oregon.

Now I realize full well that this will mean making a few sacrifices.**

But I stand prepared to make these sacrifices in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity — because I am an American. 🇺🇸

Now, some of you may have reservations about building teh Wall because of what excommunicating these two (2) states will mean for our nation’s flag.

My fellow Americans, rest assured that I have no intention of violating the aesthetic balance of our society’s supremely sacred symbol.  That would be sacrilege — possibly treason.

Instead, I submit that we grant statehood to Puerto Rico and Canada, which for too long have gone without representation in our nation’s capital.  Puerto Rico has long sought statehood anyway, only to be met with the inescapable reality that fifty-one (51) stars would look HORRIBLE on our flag.  And Canada has simply been too polite to ask.

My fellow Americans, our entire way of life is under attack by a savage people who wish to deprive good honest Americanfolk of our jarbs,*** our straws, and our children’s party favors.  Now is not the time to be divided by petty bickering and partisan politics, but to COME TOGETHER and BUILD TEH WALL.

Because in the words of United States senator Benjamin Franklin (following the Union victory at Fort Sumter):

“United we stand.  Divided we fall.”

I am going to make California pay for teh Wall.


** I have seven (7) friends in California and three in Oregon.  Plus their respective wives and dogs.  But freedom isn’t free.

*** Google ‘California exodus’


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Personality Test

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What kind of person are you? 🤔

Can you even answer that? 😧

Does anyone really know who they are anymore?  With 312 Tumblr genders and 84 sexualities to choose from, it is easy to get confused. 😔

But don’t despair!  I am here to help. 😯

Just answer the following three questions, then scroll down for the results.  It’s that simple! 😃

Are you ready?  Then let’s begin! 😎








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