Riddick and Doggie at Un-Furya

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The First 30 Minutes of Riddick: Rule the Dark
Retold in the Tamarian language:

Children of Necro.
Son of Furya.
Shaka, when the walls fell!
Darmok on the Ocean.
Zinda, his face black, his eyes red.
Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
The beast at Tanagra.
Uzani, his army with fists open.
Uzani, his army with fists closed.
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.
Temba, his arms wide open.

Riddick and Doggie at Un-Furya.

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Ugly Klingons or Racist Romulans? You Decide.

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It’s remarkable how the Klingon makeup has evolved over time.  But what do you say; are these true Klingons or simply Romulans in blackface?

Notorious White Supremacist Has “Black DNA”

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Saw This:

Thought of This:

Ouch.  As usual, Reverend Jesse Custer hits ’em where it hurts.  I mean, just check out some of the choice specimens championing Cobb’s cause and his White Man’s Bible.

On another note, what must one do to be declared a “hate crimes fugitive” in Canada?  Apparently, operate a racist website out of Vancouver and then leave town.  I swear I’m not making this up.

My Reactions to Common Dental Problems

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Me last year, getting stung by a bee at the dentist’s office.

Earlier this year, upon learning my preschooler may have a cavity.
(Facepalm looks even better in HD)

Said preschooler refuses to cooperate with routine cleaning. Referred to a special dentist’s office for disturbed children.
(Didn’t even know they had those)

Last week, upon realizing that the red dental floss I’d
purchased from Target was in fact a shitty mint flavor
instead of the desired cinnamon — and it wasn’t even WAXED.

Late last night, upon getting Arm & Hammer’s Advanced Whitening Toothpaste (with baking soda & peroxide) IN MY FUCKING EYE.