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FACEBOOK: Hollywood Underverse

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SCIENTOLOGY: the result of one man’s glimpse into The Threshold during an acid trip.

NECROMONGER FAITH: the result of Xenu leading all of the Hollywood votaries to said Threshold and into the Underverse beyond.

NECROMONGER: a B-list celebrity or movie extra lacking sufficient liquid capital to cover Xenu’s Final Auditing Fee, yet still too heavily invested to Take a Bow and give Kabbalah a decent go.

FACEBOOK: Issues

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Whenever I hear someone use the words ‘dialogue’ and ‘issues’ together in a single sentence (and it’s usually some airhead female celebrity), I picture Plato lying on Freud’s couch, weeping as he recounts the horrific sexual abuse he suffered at the hands of Socrates.

“Tell me about the cave, Plato.”