FACEBOOK: New Mom Wanted

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We fired my mom today.  She heard the TNG theme and thought it was from Star Wars.

Now accepting resumes from qualified individuals.  Must be armed and dangerous, possess the maternal instincts of Ellen Ripley and the survival skills of Sarah Connor.  Experience operating heavy machinery (loaders, hydraulic presses, galaxy-class starships) a plus.

Classic Attachment Parenting Threads

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Those pesky pediatricians…

Picture of crying baby makes me cry…

HELP!  Hubby wants to teach the kids personal responsibility!

Let’s boycott Amazon until they ban the books we don’t like.

We don’t actually believe in doctors, but…

Should I be concerned about LO being a hambeast?

There’s also a thread in which OP is encouraged to lie about the father being an unfit parent in order to gain custody of a baby, but it is rather long, so I’ll post it another time.

But here’s a sneak peek: