BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I have uncovered the secret to lowfat, gluten-free, nut-free, egg-free, chocolate brownie deliciousness!!!!!!!!!!
Procure one box of Betty Crocker Gluten-Free Chocolate Brownie Mix.
Heat oven to 325 degrees.
Pour into large red-heart-shaped bowl. Add 1/4 cup of water. Stir until moistened.
Add 1/2 cup of unsweetened applesauce. Mix well.
Pour in square non-stick pan. Spread evenly.
Bake approximately 36-41 minutes.
Remove from oven; allow to cool.
Cut into quarters for glutton-sized portions at 440 calories apiece.
(NOTE: skip this step if you lack self-restraint.)
Repeat process. Try adding a bit of peppermint extract for complexity.