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We’ve had quite the infestation of bad monsters in Mommy’s closet as of late.  We’ve tried ordering them away, getting the good monsters who live in ••••’s closet to order them away — hell, •••• even threatened to EAT the monsters last night if they didn’t go away — but to no avail.

So now ••’s come up with an ingenious plot to PAY OFF the monsters so that they’ll leave Mommy’s closet once and for all.  If bribery doesn’t work, I don’t know what will.