Ennis Trolls SJWs

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Eddie Mellinger is a racist, homophobic piece of shit.

But his partner is a really nice piece of ass. 👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿

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Women in Refrigerators

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Horrible dream last night:

Garth Ennis was being persecuted by feminists, because feminists are real.  Unlike the majority of the enemies that populate my dreamscape, which only exist in my imagination and are generally welcome to have a go at me.

Feminists, on the other hand, are not welcome anywhere.

For therapeutic purposes — and as a helpful guide for anyone looking to prioritize — I’ve started compiling a list of women I would like to see in refrigerators:

1. Lena Dunham
2. Kathleen Hanna
3. Emma Watson
4. Gloria Steinem
5. Gail Simone

Naturally, Gloria Steinem appears on this list, outranked by Emma Watson, because Gloria does not require Emma’s ideological rubber stamp of approval.  Gail Simone only ranks fifth, because nobody remembers who the fuck she is anyway.  Numbers 1 & 2 require no further explanation.

But lest I be accused of misogyny (yet again), here is a list of womyn I would like to see score their own monthly titles with DC Comics:

1. Triggered Feminist
2. That racist, pink-haired New York Times editor who could have taught Adolf Hitler a thing or two about intolerance
3. Wil Wheaton, aka “Anne

Announcement

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Notice to Catholics, Muslims,
Jews, and Hindus:

I have not been visited by representatives of your respective faiths this morning.  I think you are being very lazy. 😤

But should you decide to go door to door, I would suggest you wait a while; I do believe a holy war is about to break out in the parking lot.

P.S. — BRING COMICS.