Assange Absurdity

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I’d just like to draw attention to the absurdity of the reactions to Trump making it pretty plain that he intends to sit this one out:

The conspiracy theorists are questioning whether Drumph might have become compromised by the “Deep State” (except for the Qtards who are trying to work out a scenario in which Trump is covertly assisting Assange) while the mainstream media is bitching about the bad orange man distancing himself from the matter entirely.

Imagine if Cheeto Hitler HAD opted to throw his support behind Assange?  Then it would be the Dems and the MSM coming up with the conspiracy theories.

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Not a Good Month For Friendship

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NOTE: Update to follow (eventually, I swear), because there’s a Part II to the genderqueef shit, and it’s seriously one of the craziest things I have ever seen from the Regressive Left.  Which is saying quite a damned bit.



October has not been a month for friendship.  My friends are dropping like flies — and it’s largely the fault of Lindsey Graham.  He has released from within me an utter abhorrence for unethical shams.

About a dozen people have unfriended me on Facebook since the Christine Ford farce, and I’m pretty sure the majority of those who didn’t are no longer following me.

For the most part, I have been silently unfriended.  By whom, it’s hard to tell, which suggests no major loss.  But here are two cases in which I played an active role in the dissolution of a friendship — for better or for worse.

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Build teh Wall: Supplemental

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Read first:
My plan to save America


One of my collaborators made the excellent suggestion of having killer robots police teh Wall, so here is the model I have selected:

Also:

•••••, I’m thinking we should add some security to OUR side of teh Wall, just in case the Caligonians manage to make it past the electric fence and the drones and teh Wall itself.

I’m thinking special forces, possibly backed up by National Guard.  Also, how would you feel about building a moat?

Clarification:

Well, I obviously 🙄 plan to seize control of Silicon Valley and have their servers transferred over to Jeff Bezo’s new NOVA HQ before construction of teh Wall is complete.  (Bernie Sanders will be overseeing that contract.)

I mean, what didja think the SSIC hearings were actually about?  RUSSIA? 🤣  Don’t make me laugh.

Vladimir Vladimirovich is a pawn of Mark Zuckerburg.  The shady Silicon-sponsored Shallow-State Sacramento Shadow Government routinely interferes with Russia’s elections to keep Vlad and Medvedevevevev (Jack Dorsey’s crony) in power as a means of gathering data on how a freedom-loving people with a strong history of government transparency might respond in the event of an authoritarian takeover.

It’s just another social experiment, like the one Facebook conducted on our newsfeeds back in 2014.

Don’t be fooled by evil exteriors; Vlad is actually a really swell guy who loves kittens and puppies and hates All Bad Things.

FACEBOOK: Teh Motherland

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I’ve always gotten a kick out of seeing ••••••• County portrayed in works of fiction, even though it’s pretty much the same damned deal each time, with only slight variances in detail: a suburb of shadowy goverment conspiracies, classified weapons programs and viral epidemics, where the illegal aliens who tend the lawns hail from places a LOT farther away than El Salvador (and even less hospitable to human life).

But is this seriously how the rest of the world sees us?  And why doesn’t anyone ever factor in the traffic?

No fucking way Cancer Man gets to cruise down •• and make it on time to his 9:00 meeting with ET — ha! ha, i say! — and I don’t care how many millions are dead or infected with what-have-you: THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ••••••• TRAFFIC.  Anyone who’s ever lived here and witnessed the mass hysteria induced by a chance-of-snow forecast (“hey guys, let’s all leave work at the same time to stock up on milk and gasoline!”) will have to concede this point.