# Investigate Spartacus



Unethical Sham


For the record, I am utterly appalled at the way Brett Kavanaugh has been abused by Senate Democrats, the media, and my son’s paternal grandmother.  I’ve had more than enough of the Democratic Party weaponizing mentally-ill women against the rest of us by hand-feeding them Marxist-feminist ideology and spite.

I can only imagine what Brett and his family must be going through, and anyone who wasn’t moved by his tears when he spoke of his ten-year-old daughter is a fucking monster.

I mean it — these Pussy Hats are complete sociopaths, and they’ve done more harm to women than I would have imagined possible when they began crawling out of the woodwork in 2011.

We cannot allow such neo-Stalinist tactics to continue.  Kavanaugh needs to be voted up or down, and Creepy Porn Lawyer just needs to go away.

Never thought I’d want to fist-bump a Republican so badly:

Identity Politics


When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a black man.  I also wanted to be blind, because: Geordi LaForge.

When I was seven years old, I wanted to be a little boy.  I called myself ‘Mark’, and my parents let me get a butch haircut and dress in flannel.  (Don’t ask me to explain their reasoning.)

By age eight, I was some kind of genderless alien from the far reaches of our solar system.  (Not joke; birthday cake read “Happy Birthday Zoing”.)

By age nine, I had transitioned back to female because I wanted to be a tattooed biker chick named Skull.  But the only person who actually called me that was a second grader named T-Bone.  (Also not joke.)

I eventually decided I wanted to be an Amazon.  I just didn’t want to suffer the company of other females.

So if Cory Booker chooses to identify as Spartacus, Clarence Thomas needs to BACK THE FUCK OFF. 😤



Turns out the documents Booker heroically risked his career to leak were actually cleared the night before.

Booker was aware of this.  Not quite sure if he thought nobody would notice his timing or if he figured the media would be happy to maintain his Spartacus narrative.

Either way, it looks like his plan backfired.  Even CNN has picked up on the timeline — and on the fact that despite all his grandstanding about “knowingly violating the rules”, Booker hasn’t actually violated any rules.

The Washington Post goes so far as to dismiss his antics as “political melodrama“.

I think the guy deserves props for the effort, because that was some seriously epic trolling.  Mark my word, there will be memes.  Oh yes, there will be memes.

I mean, the guy compared himself to SPARTACUS! 🤣