FACEBOOK: Politicians


Whenever some politician begins an appeal to time-honored tradition and the collective judgement of the American People, all that follows for me is a dial tone.

Just once I’d love to hear someone appeal to the time-honored traditions of slaughtering one’s enemy, raping his wife, enslaving his children, and devouring his livestock.  That guy would definitely get my vote, because at least I’d know he was consistent.

(Note to self: avoid making enemies.)