Okay, this is truly fucked up. I went to sign & share Daily’s Mulan petition, only to find that the Facebook app had already logged me in to Change.org under my personal WordPress ID.
I don’t use that for anything other than my blog. I have NEVER logged into it via Facebook browser, nor do I have my password saved on any other browser. And I have never used WordPress to sign a Change.org petition. Which means Facebook fucking hacked my WordPress account.
Mark’s mad at me because I called for what essentially amounted to male genocide — presumably because I put out the call from what was obviously a parody page.
I tried uploading a screenshot of the full violation order, but it was zuck.exe’d in less than a minute.
For the record, I am not a misandrist, and I offer a heartfelt apology to anyone who has ever received this impression from me. 🙄
I left a comment which anyone with an IQ above 70 would have immediately been able to recognize as satire. This was before I realized the full extent of your dedication to equitable hiring.
Please do not run program zuck.exe against me — I assure you, I am not a Republican, and I promise to have better thinks in the future. #OrangeManBad