Anti-Zionism, Pro-Israel

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I don’t like Zionism.  I don’t like any form of nationalism that’s based on to whom (or where) you were born.  I also don’t like Judaism — or any other religion, for that matter.

I think indigenous rights arguments are stupid because as far as I am concerned, being born in a place makes you as “native” to that region as someone whose family has lived there for generations.  And most Israelis who are alive today are indeed native-born.

I’ve said before that I think it was a terrible idea to establish a Jewish state smack-dab in the middle of such a hostile area, but what’s done is done.  Israel is there, and it isn’t going anywhere unless its neighbors succeed in their ambition to push the Jews into the sea.

I like Israel because it is a Western-style democracy and a close ally to the United States.  I have tremendous respect for what the Israeli people face on a day-to-day basis.  I can’t even imagine what it must be like knowing that you are surrounded on all sides by people who quite literally want to genocide you.

Overall, I think Israel is pretty goddamned badass.  So yeah, I’m anti-Zionism, anti-Judaism, pro-Israel, and only anti-Semitic at family gatherings.

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[Facebook] Zucked Again

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Mark’s mad at me because I called for what essentially amounted to male genocide — presumably because I put out the call from what was obviously a parody page.

I tried uploading a screenshot of the full violation order, but it was zuck.exe’d in less than a minute.

For the record, I am not a misandrist, and I offer a heartfelt apology to anyone who has ever received this impression from me. 🙄

[Facebook] Aw, Zucks.

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Dear Facebook,

I left a comment which anyone with an IQ above 70 would have immediately been able to recognize as satire.  This was before I realized the full extent of your dedication to equitable hiring.

Please do not run program zuck.exe against me — I assure you, I am not a Republican, and I promise to have better thinks in the future.  #OrangeManBad