Build teh Wall: Supplemental

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My plan to save America


One of my collaborators made the excellent suggestion of having killer robots police teh Wall, so here is the model I have selected:

Also:

•••••, I’m thinking we should add some security to OUR side of teh Wall, just in case the Caligonians manage to make it past the electric fence and the drones and teh Wall itself.

I’m thinking special forces, possibly backed up by National Guard.  Also, how would you feel about building a moat?

Clarification:

Well, I obviously 🙄 plan to seize control of Silicon Valley and have their servers transferred over to Jeff Bezo’s new NOVA HQ before construction of teh Wall is complete.  (Bernie Sanders will be overseeing that contract.)

I mean, what didja think the SSIC hearings were actually about?  RUSSIA? 🤣  Don’t make me laugh.

Vladimir Vladimirovich is a pawn of Mark Zuckerburg.  The shady Silicon-sponsored Shallow-State Sacramento Shadow Government routinely interferes with Russia’s elections to keep Vlad and Medvedevevevev (Jack Dorsey’s crony) in power as a means of gathering data on how a freedom-loving people with a strong history of government transparency might respond in the event of an authoritarian takeover.

It’s just another social experiment, like the one Facebook conducted on our newsfeeds back in 2014.

Don’t be fooled by evil exteriors; Vlad is actually a really swell guy who loves kittens and puppies and hates All Bad Things.

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FACEBOOK: 2020

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•••• wants me to be the next President of the United States.  I said I’d take the job, but only if I’d get to blow up North Korea and pay the Japanese to upgrade the Statue of Liberty into a giant killer-robot guardian of American interests abroad.

•• said ‘no’ on both counts, because “I don’t want you starting any wars.”

For the record, I will NOT be running for President in the year 2020.  The whole checks and balances thing just isn’t for me.

FACEBOOK: Killer Robots Part II

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When evil corporations dabble in bio-organic weapons technology, no one wins.

Which is why both houses of Congress ought to pass a resolution declaring that the U.S. will NOT stand idly by while B.O.W.s continue falling into the clutches of evil corporations, terrorists, and former Soviet states.

At the very least, such a resolution would vastly elevate us in the eyes of the Japanese (perhaps to the extent that they build us some sort of giant killer-robot guardian — like the Statue of Liberty, only better), send Lil’ Kim (the one in North Korea) scrambling after samples of fictitious video game pathogens, and throw the Kremlin into a state of “disorganization” — because creating a race of genetically-mutated super-soldiers is the primary objective of EVERY Russian science project.