MY KID: “Be careful if you see a black guy.”
MY KID: “With purple eyes. He teleports. [pause] In Minecraft. He’s the boss.”
I just don’t understand this whole Minecraft craze. I mean, it has no discernible plot, and the graphics are a throwback to the original Tomb Raider.
It’s 2018, dammit! There ought to be nude codes and the option for gender reassignment in high definition.
My kid’s taste in video games really sucks. ☹️