Glad He’s Not a Woman

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MY KID: “I’m glad I’m not a woman.  I don’t want to have to cut off part of my body with scissors.”

ME “What?!*  What are you *talking* about?!  Where did you hear about cutting off parts of your body with scissors?!”

MY KID: “The umbilical cord.  After the baby is born.”

(He thinks it runs navel to navel!) 😆

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Elastigirl

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My kid’s taken to calling me “Elastigirl” because: Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.

In regard to my stretchy skin:

“Look on the bright side: People can play with you.  I don’t mean play with you like you’re a person.  I mean play with you like you’re a thing.”

My kid says the damnedest things. 😐