•••• wants me to be the next President of the United States. I said I’d take the job, but only if I’d get to blow up North Korea and pay the Japanese to upgrade the Statue of Liberty into a giant killer-robot guardian of American interests abroad.
•• said ‘no’ on both counts, because “I don’t want you starting any wars.”
For the record, I will NOT be running for President in the year 2020. The whole checks and balances thing just isn’t for me.
Not many educated people outside North Korea are aware of this, but it was actually the Supreme Reader’s grandfader who invented thermonuclear weapons. He also invented the process of nuclear fusion — so the children of the world would always have stars to guide them.