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Single white female seeks devilishly handsome male with long, dark hair and good metabolism for serious relationship / marriage.  Tattoo sleeves are a plus.

Must enjoy reading, survival horror, metal, and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Should be good with kids, have graduated high school, and possess the ability to maintain a steady full-time job. Must also pass a background investigation and be willing to submit to potential drug / STD / IQ testing.

I would mention something about how he ought to view personal hygiene as an end in itself, but I think that would just be pressing my luck.