Something Like Kites



Spam I’d Like to See


My roommates step-mother’s second-cousin’s third ex-wife once sat next to a man on a bus whose Great Aunt Addie’s daughter-in-law’s best friend was married to a man whose identical twin’s gay lover’s hairdresser’s neighbor makes $250,000 an hour surfing the Internet.

I don’t know his secret. 😦  If I did, I’d share it.