Playing LEGO LOTR with my kid.🎮 (Terrible game, by the way.) 👎
My kid runs off to chase a fish, 🐟and I’m stuck climbing to the top of some fucking mountain. 🌋
I get up there, only to find myself under attack by this giant fiery 🔥dude — and my sword ⚔️ is out of ammo. 😧
Meanwhile, my kid’s still chasing after the fish. 🙄
“What the hell am I supposed to do?!” I ask. 😬
“Survive,” he tells me. 😐
My kid gives the damnedest advice. 🤨
Initial thought upon waking up this morning:
“How do you kill something that was never alive in the first place?” 🤔
Single white female seeks devilishly handsome male with long, dark hair and good metabolism for serious relationship / marriage. Tattoo sleeves are a plus.
Must enjoy reading, survival horror, metal, and Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Should be good with kids, have graduated high school, and possess the ability to maintain a steady full-time job. Must also pass a background investigation and be willing to submit to potential drug / STD / IQ testing.
I would mention something about how he ought to view personal hygiene as an end in itself, but I think that would just be pressing my luck.