Keepin’ it Real

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REAL Herc fans taped these three eps BEFORE the VHS trilogy was released. 📼

REAL fans also recognize the value of having EVERY episode of EVERY show Rob Tapert has EVER produced on DVD. 💿

Which is how REAL fans come to possess three copies of each of these three episodes.
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And bitch, don’t even talk to me about the Cloud, because you don’t own SHIT.

’Nother Letter to teh Internetz

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Dear Internet,

Did you develop a speech impediment while I was away, or could the fault possibly lie with my iotaPhone (aka iPhone SE) and lack of Wi-Fi connection?

I await your response as eagerly as I would the download of an MP3 via Napster. Back in the days of dial-up. With AOL as the service provider.

Your Friend,

Teleute

FACEBOOK: Killer Robots Part II

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When evil corporations dabble in bio-organic weapons technology, no one wins.

Which is why both houses of Congress ought to pass a resolution declaring that the U.S. will NOT stand idly by while B.O.W.s continue falling into the clutches of evil corporations, terrorists, and former Soviet states.

At the very least, such a resolution would vastly elevate us in the eyes of the Japanese (perhaps to the extent that they build us some sort of giant killer-robot guardian — like the Statue of Liberty, only better), send Lil’ Kim (the one in North Korea) scrambling after samples of fictitious video game pathogens, and throw the Kremlin into a state of “disorganization” — because creating a race of genetically-mutated super-soldiers is the primary objective of EVERY Russian science project.