I refuse to watch the Evil Dead remake.
1) The trailers looked horrible.
2) Dead by Dawn was a “remake” of the first Evil Dead anyway.
3) No Bruce Campbell.
4) Sam Raimi didn’t direct.
5) No Bruce Campbell.
6) No Ted Raimi, because Sam Raimi didn’t direct.
7) No one but Bruce Campbell is worthy of playing Ash.
8) No Ash.
9) I hate horror movies about college kids, unless they involve Bruce Campbell.
10) Why remake perfection?