Did it Hurt? Hell Yeah!

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I was at the mall with my kid earlier, and while we were walking back to the car a gaggle of the most geeky-looking teenage boys pulled up alongside us and asked, “Excuse me, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”

I kept a straight face, raised my skirt high enough for them to see my scars (from knee to hip) and replied, “Yeah, it did.  In fact, I hit the ground so hard that I shattered my femur and needed total leg reconstruction from the knee up.”

The looks on their faces were priceless.