“You look reality in the face and say, ‘REALITY, I AM HERE!!  Now you wait over there, and I’ll be right back.'”

— Guy from a dream I had last night.  He was standing outside my window so I couldn’t see his face, but he sounded just like Inigo Montoya.

I immediately made myself wake up so I could jot that line down verbatim. The trick is to thrash around in your dream and scream a lot.  It’s guaranteed to work every time.