FACEBOOK: Duck-Billed Bonding

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I want to bond with a duck-billed platypus.  I would name him Obi Wan and keep him in little booties until he was properly trained to sting only intruders and sworn enemies.

I would take him on airplanes for emotional support and play the Trump Derangement Syndrome card if anyone tried to stop me.

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Epic Twitter Meltdown

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Quite possibly the single-greatest Twitter meltdown I have ever witnessed.  This thread has EVERYTHING — identity politics, feminism, victimhood, and the word ‘literally’ misused so many times, I finally stopped counting.

I particularly like the part when she contemplates calling her lawyer and receives a response only nine minutes and five tweets later.  (She then goes on to complain about white Jews complaining about libel.)

As an added bonus, by the end of the thread it becomes clear that this brave womxn of color doesn’t even qualify a Jew under Jewish law.

Women Are Victims and All Men Are Pigs

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Why Men Are Refusing to Work With Women:

When Childhood Meets Feminism:

I’m just going to have my kid start identifying as a girl.

He’ll be safer this way.